Sunday, October 22, 2006

I Am an Evil Biatch, or At Least That Is What The Stars Say

My friend Dann posted these on his blog, as "horror-scopes" and they are pretty funny. Don't know where he obtained such brilliant observations, but you can ask him yourself. I just posted mine cause like it says, I am concerned with ME and ME only. Go check out his page for yours. Remember these words when you want something from me next time. ;)

Pisces (March 21 – April 19)

A Pisces cannot live without lies and treachery. They often get so wrapped up in their own tall tales that they can easily forget which of their stories are true and which are not.

A Pisces constantly contradicts herself, and is always trying to wriggle out of a lie somebody has called her on. She will generally not profit from such fruitless tasks, but that's fine by her - she's doing it for the art.

Additionally a Pisces loves nothing more than to stick her nose into someone else's dirty laundry. Pretending to be a self-taught psychoanalyst she will pry into people's secrets, which she will later manipulate and trade through her own self-styled network of spies.

Incapable of working, or for that matter doing anything remotely useful, a Pisces has no interest for acquiring such abilities. Forcing her to do so is nearly impossible - she will simply wriggle out and disappear.

Another page (Astorlogy Insight's) states this:

Pisces Traits

Imaginative and sensitive
Compassionate and kind
Selfless and unworldly
Intuitive and sympathetic

On the dark side....

Escapist and idealistic
Secretive and vague
Weak-willed and easily led

But this page (E-Lore) is probably the most in-depth (i.e. made by person with lots of time on hands)

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